$MACARON claims to combine the best parts of $DONUT-style Dutch auctions + $ORE deflationary tokenomics. You bid $SOL in live auctions to win mining rights, all revenue flows back into real-yield staking (currently at ~2,000% APY) and 10% straight to $MACARON buyback & burn.

Green Flags ✅
- Fully on-chain, verifiable mechanics

- Already pulled 1,300+ $SOL in bids
- Real revenue → real yield + buy back and burns already happening
Red Flags 🚩
- - APY will dilute as TVL climbs
- - Entire model dies without constant bid flow
- - No audits were shared
- Jim Lahey's Recommendation - This $MACARON is a clean ass ponzi, a real-yield miner on Solana: Dutch auctions sucking in $SOL like free booze, 10% burned forever, the rest feeding stakers a filthy 2,000% APY. It’s greasy, it’s beautiful, and it’s cooking right now. But if the bids ever slow down, the whole thing inflates to death or turns into one of those quiet soft rugs where the liquidity just vanishes overnight. So toss in some degen money, win auctions, stake the mac, ride the drunk yields, but for the love of Christ don’t bet the trailer or the liquor stash. That’s Lahey’s half-sober recommendation. Now hand me the rum, Randy.